"Ingen" (nobody)

We sat around the table when Denver, next to mom, said:
-"dada" - pappa (daddy).

Mom said:
-"Kan du säga mamma ?" (can you say mommy ?)

Denver said:
-"dada"
-"Nej, mamma.. mamma" (No, mommy.. mommy)
-"dada"

Milton, also next to mom, jumped in and said:
-"pappa"

Mom said:
-"Nej, mamma"

Both said:
-"pappa"

Mom turned to Milton and said:
-"Vem är jag ?" (Who am I ?)

Milton said:
-"pappa" and smiled.

Mom said:
-"Nej, Milton. Vem är jag ?" (No, Milton. Who am I ?)

Milton thought for a second and said:
-"Ingen" (nobody)

We both laugh so much we almost fell to the floor...