Bite This!

Milton came home with a bite mark today, on his forearm. Apparently some kid had bit him during playtime outside. We sat at the dinner table when we noticed it. I was amazed that I wasn´t told about this when I picked him up. I do have some understanding because I told them today about our move and that Milton and Denver wont be attending their school much longer.

At the dinner table we asked Milton about the bite. The conversation kind of sounded like this.

-"Milton, vem bet dig ? (Milton, who bit you ?)

-"(Ax)"

-"Bet (Ax) dig ? (Did (Ax) bite you ?)

-"Ja, (Ax) bet mig. (Yes, (Ax) bit me)

-"Sa du till någon fröken ? (Did you tell a teacher ?)

Milton, nodded.

-"Om någon gör dig illa måste du alltid säga till en vuxen. (If someone hurts you, you have to tell an adult)

Milton, nodded again.. moments passed and Milton said.

-"(Ax) har många tänder" ((Ax) has a lot of teeth)

In this angry moment with thoughts of how, what, why in many different directions that comment was very funny.